Me discussing Nash Grier with a friend
this is so hot i can’t i caN'T
you never fully realize just how weird people are until you work a minimum wage costumer service job
Yesterday I watched a man drink an entire jar of pasta sauce like it was a smoothie.
Today I had to explain to a woman that %50 off meant that, “yes it is half the usually price, it doesn’t mean you only get half of the item”
The Secret Garden. Business in front, party in back.
you see this shit right here is why summers fucked. its 3am? i have no reason to sleep. at all. i just read a 65k fanfic in a sitting. i could start another. im not even tired what the fuck summer fucks me up so bad i need limits
this one wins please leave
this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
this is my senior page
let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms
Why do you need birth control?