when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
how did you go from cute to annoying so fast
It’s a good way to get rid of your sexual frustration but if you get attached easily then its not for you.
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
"oh my GOd there are TWO gay characters in this movie lets watch it"
"dude dude dude we have to see it it has a queer girl”
"I heard this movie has non-sexualized female character”
"ok I know it only has one girl but she is written like an ACTUAL PERSON!!"
"THERE IS A TRANS CHARACTER"
"so its not canon but if you squint I think this character is asexual”
"and get this the gay character is actually not white”